Friday, December 5, 2008

Marketing student!

As a Marketing Degree student, i decided to get some help in helping my friends understand marketing better^^. My friend sent me this. which some of u might have seen it before, but well, just enjoy it^^

Marketing:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him.."
That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me!?"
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person comes and tells her:
"I'm rich.Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

== 这根本就是笑话嘛!!! XD

很好笑咯

三号棋手(PaPa) said...

哈哈,PaPA我是MM的(Marketing + Mgt)
的^^一定要会^^哈哈
多谢杨BB常常捧场^^

还在等西瓜女儿考试完...T.T

xiao E said...

papa~~

你最近幽默感增加了哦~~

嘻嘻~~

再忍耐一下~~

我还剩最后一科!~~

三号棋手(PaPa) said...

女儿!!!!
等着等着...快点啊!!!!
10号考试加油!

Dandioy said...

几好笑下的XD

Unknown said...

我去连接你啦== 笨蛋

Spiral Riynn said...

I'm no marketing student but that is soooooooooo funny^^